Dudewheresmyporn's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Portal: Still Spoofed]

Hmm.

Good concepts as far as humor, I'll give you that... but most of your jokes fell flat with me. The voice-acting was sub-par, the animation was basic, particularly in regards to mouth movement, and most of it was poorly drawn.

Not very thrilling, really. Sorry. :\

SpAMCAN0 responds:

Okay Fair Enough. As you pointed out, I stink at voices :D

[Faust - Episode 3]

Not nearly as bad as you say.

I actually enjoyed this. I think I'll agree with you when you say it could've been better, but it wasn't horrible, crappy, or anything like that. I loved it.

I also liked Mephisto, or however his name is spelled. He reminded me of - and you've probably heard this - Alucard from Hellsing, who happens to be my favorite Anime Character (he's just badass in every dimension). THe clothing was well done, but the business man in Episode 2 could have clothes that fit better. I like the demon's clothes, though- they suit a demon well.

Moar! Or at least a remake.

[Kanzeni Marin Nitsuite]

How to Blam!

Go to your control panel on NG, go to edit submissions, then submit a Blank Movie, that says:
"MOVIE DELETED! :D"

Other than that, good, and It'll be a shame to see it gone.

["the city" (2006)]

.....w.....t.....f.....?...!?!

Okey dokey,
This was another funny work by you, but It forced me to say "WTF" out loud. I mean it was funny, but pretty rediculous. Nice job!

Dudewheresmyporn

[A Tribute To Jeff Weise]

Makes one think.....

Before I do my little rant about the subject matter, I'll do my Review shtick first.

Graphics:7
Why: The Graphics Were pretty good, but there was room for improvement.
Style:5
Why:Your style is somewhat unique, but somewhat common. Meh.
Sound:8
Why:The background music was very fitting.
Violence:10
Why:Shooting, blood, and suicide. 'Nuff said.
Interactivity:0
Why:No interactivity.
Humor:9
Why:At first, I thought it would only get about a 4 in this area. Then I realized this was a sarcastic approach to the whole incident, and the whole "Cunt" part was funny.
Overall:8
Why:Sarcastic, funny, and an honest to fucking god look at how things are.

Ok, now for my rant.

I don't care HOW MUCH you're picked on, I don't care HOW MUCH your life SUX, that DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TAKE LIFE. YOU GET ONE FUCKING CHANCE, AND YOU PISS IT AWAY.

I'm sorry, but I can't grieve for anyone who takes life, no matter the situation.

[/rant]

Emperor Brandon

MessiaH responds:

Well that is a bit of a ludicrous statement, because what of someone who kills in self defense? Or someone who intends to kill and doesn't get the job done?

Wait, why am I insulting a guy who gave me an 8/10? Forget all that, thanks!

[M*A*S*H Intro]

Wow..

That was gr8. Takes me back quite a bit; brought a tear to my eye. Nice work!
Emperor Brandon

[You are a F*cking Moron1]

Gj

Gj.....
Graphics:7
Why: The drawings were above adequate.
Style: 8
Why: Unique style, unlike any i have encountered before...
Sound:7
Why: Sound Quality was Above adequate.
Violence:1
Why: No Violence
Interactivity:0
Why: No interactivity
Humor:4
Why: I found your jokes to be dull, boring, and ultimately repettive. Although it's true that she is the biggest Fucking moron you can think of, i felt the situations or examples were not funny, to say the least.
Emperor Brandon

[Foamy - A Parody]

Ok.......

I do not know what to say..... So ill just review it.
Graphics:3
Why: I gave the graphics a 3 because.....well, you can quite frankly do better. While i thought the animation of Foamy was ok, everything else sucked. You cannot post merely "ok" animations to newgrounds then expect a high score.
Style:2
Why: This is a unique style, but the animation of the cartoon brought down the style score as well. Work a little harder next time.
Sound:3
Why: All you did from what i could hear, was say Blah Blah Blah then speed it up using sound recorder. Even if you didn't, the sound was crap. Sorry!
Violence:5
Why: People falling out of the sky, landing on the ground with a splat with blood everywhere...'Nuff said.
Interactivity: 0
Why: No interactivity
Humor:6
Why: Kinda funny, yet annoying.
Overall:1
Why: The Animation was shit, the sound was poor, the humor was sub-par.
Try Harder!
Dudewheresmyporn
Side Note: I am, quite frankly, surprised this has been around for as long as it has. Although Foamy is annoying at times, he manages to touch on many issues which are true to life. You have to admit, "Halloween Hoopla" was true.
So, In short, please think about an actual script next time when doing a movie. It makes it easier to make a decent movie rather than a short, pointless movie that is as annoying as those fucking People who knock on your door at 6:00 Am going "Join Our Religion 'Cuz yours is wrong and is unholy!"
Ok? thanks.

[Star Wars: Rebel Alliance]

Umm....

I am speechless. I dont know what to say, so ill just explain my scoring:
Graphics: very fluent. Lightsaber blurring was great, and the laserblasts looked frikkin awesome.Score:7
Style:nice. I liked it. Sort of a clock crew thing only your guys had hands and feet. Score:8
Sound:poor. I liked your use of sound, but no subtitles and no voices made it hard to follow the story. Besides the quality was crap with a capital K. Score:4
Violence:lots. The entire movie is basically a big fight. Cool! :D
Score:10
Interactivity:None. Score:0
Humor: None that I could see. Score:0
Overall:6. In my opinion, it's ok, but I have no clue how it wound up on the front page. This is simply not front page material.
Note:These were written with a little emotion, but none towards the author by any means. I am merely expressing my views in a calm, decent, civilized manner, which most people don't really do these days.So don't take these comments personally k?-Dudewheresmyp