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[Portal: Still Spoofed]

Hmm.

Good concepts as far as humor, I'll give you that... but most of your jokes fell flat with me. The voice-acting was sub-par, the animation was basic, particularly in regards to mouth movement, and most of it was poorly drawn.

Not very thrilling, really. Sorry. :\

SpAMCAN0 responds:

Okay Fair Enough. As you pointed out, I stink at voices :D

[A Tribute To Jeff Weise]

Makes one think.....

Before I do my little rant about the subject matter, I'll do my Review shtick first.

Graphics:7
Why: The Graphics Were pretty good, but there was room for improvement.
Style:5
Why:Your style is somewhat unique, but somewhat common. Meh.
Sound:8
Why:The background music was very fitting.
Violence:10
Why:Shooting, blood, and suicide. 'Nuff said.
Interactivity:0
Why:No interactivity.
Humor:9
Why:At first, I thought it would only get about a 4 in this area. Then I realized this was a sarcastic approach to the whole incident, and the whole "Cunt" part was funny.
Overall:8
Why:Sarcastic, funny, and an honest to fucking god look at how things are.

Ok, now for my rant.

I don't care HOW MUCH you're picked on, I don't care HOW MUCH your life SUX, that DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TAKE LIFE. YOU GET ONE FUCKING CHANCE, AND YOU PISS IT AWAY.

I'm sorry, but I can't grieve for anyone who takes life, no matter the situation.

[/rant]

Emperor Brandon

MessiaH responds:

Well that is a bit of a ludicrous statement, because what of someone who kills in self defense? Or someone who intends to kill and doesn't get the job done?

Wait, why am I insulting a guy who gave me an 8/10? Forget all that, thanks!

[Eggmation- Dance Dance]

HAHAH

WOW
VERY F***ING FUNNY!!!!I loved da music!!ONly nit pick is it needs to be a bit longer,other than that a grade a egg of a cartoon!

TheDevilsJoker responds:

Yes............yes indeed