Dudewheresmyporn's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tesla Death Ray]

Good game

Finally, GAMEs on the front page. None of this artistic one chance crap! Good job, I love classic Tower Defense games and this is a really well done one, simple premise, and it feels good to zap the people into dust!

[One Chance]

"You bastards will have to pry this game..."

..."out of my cold dead hands before I put a replay feature in."

I'm sorry, but what kind of thing is this to put in a description for something you've made? You're basically telling the fans, who want to play your game to excess and see all that you've put in it, to fuck off. That's poor video game design. What's the purpose of multiple endings if I do not get to see the consequences of different actions?! It's like creating a video game with an open world, but not allowing you to go back and revisit where you were before. It's frankly, a stupid and convoluted feature and almost removes the point of playing.

I myself am not going to play this game. Why? Because I won't enjoy it. I know it. I hate it when video game designers implement features that are designed to /never/ be seen by me, the player.

When you're making a video game the general idea is that you want people to experience something. I don't like experiencing frustration in mine.

I would give this a higher score if it weren't for the way in which you carry yourself in the description and if it weren't for the fact that your game is the most boring game I've played here in a while - and by the way, Newgrounds has an art section now.

You said, "The amount of people that hate the game, but want to play it again, is very confusing." No, it's not. You made a good game at it's core - but made TERRIBLE design choices which frustrate your fanbase. It makes perfect sense.

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

Wow.

I've been a big fan of yours since Blockhead, but when Mastermind came out I loved your work even more. I've been waiting for this game FOREVER.

It's very well put together, and I really have no idea what type of game to call it. It's like Defense meets RTS meets RPG.... RTSRPDG? (Real-time-strategic-role-playing-def ense-game)

Anyway, I loved it. The humor: excellent. I watched the meeting Cutscene every time, and I loved watching the Mastermind execute someone (usually with a quip to go with it! =D)

The end of the game is /hysterical/. I won't spoil it for the rest of you.

This is one of the few flash games I've ever beaten, and it makes one of 3 games I've ever beaten in one sitting. (Other two are Portal and Crash Bandicoot 2).

Bravo, Swain! You've made an /amazing/ game.

I'd /love/ to see a sequel, but if you're not up to it, I totally understand. This game is a masterpiece.

Thanks for keeping me entertained.

--DWMP

[Emo Buddy 1.0]

Blech,Blech,Blech.

I was expecting a decent shot at emo's, not a distasteful one. Seriously, if you want to make a flash movie, take time out of your day and do it.

SCORES

Graphics:0
Why: The Graphics were poorly done. Wow, a few circles on another circle. Reallly impressive.

Style:0
Why: "Style isn't something you throw together; it's something you plan on having."

Sound:1
Why: Song was funny. But annoyin'. Yes, I know you didn't make it.

Violence:0
Why: No Violence

Humor:0
Why: No Humor

Interactivity:0
Why: No Interactivity

You should probably make a better version. You have potential to make a great flash cartoon which makes fun of people who fit into the label of a morbidly depressed teenager who listens to melancholy music, but so far, you've yet to produce any such thing. Keep at it, and please put more effort into your cartoon next time. Thank you.

~DWMP

[Burn the Nazis]

Yeah, first of all..

1. This game makes me embarassed to be an R+ fan.
2. It was poorly made, poorly concieved, and little effort was put into it.(Yeah, you heard me. I could've made a game that was 10 times better in 2 and a half hours, and I don't even KNOW actionscript.)
3.The soundbyte sucked.
4.German=Nazis? No. Say the word "Nazi" in Germany and you go to Jail.
5. "My next game will be better, I promise!!"
There won't be a next one, hopefully.

[FlashTrek: Broken Mirror]

Excellent game.

Vex,
I tip my hat to you. This is the best game ever made by anyone ever in exsistence! The graphics rock, and the gameplay is to die for!(I have a few times :P) I love the interactivity. You can be Romulan, Klingon, Federation, Cardassian, Vulcan, and a few secret races!
Ships are awesome. Loved the Reman Warbird!!! THALERON GENERATOR?! OH YEAH!
Anywho, This is a gr8 game, highly recomended by any self loving Star Trek Fan!!!
Emperor Brandon
P.S. For Tactics, Cheats, Guides, And updates on BM2 go to vexxiang. com

[StickRPG *Complete*]

Wow

Im stunned. this is the best freekin rpg i have ever played. I like stick figures so thats why. Few notes.....
The fight thing isnt really screwed up. Just click done if it freezes and you should be able to fight again :D Good game
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[Star Trek Wolf 359 (DEMO)]

Wow, NICE~!!!

I keep playing Wolf 359 on SFC 3 and i just can't come close to this form of it (Kinda stupid huh?) Anyways, love all your work so far, and this one rox my jox, but why do you have to die? I know itsa demo, but cant you like, grab the phaser rifle, shoot a beamed over borg er two then say demo over? Ahh, don't worry that didn't affect the score. Anyways (Monotonous, aint it?) keep it up!
Dudewheresmyporn
Graphics: I liked the digitality and the space battle >:P
Style:Good graphics, controls, and the way it played
Sound: A bit choppy, no backgrounds music
Interactivity: You do everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Humor:The feds taking on A borg cube, LOL!!!!!