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Stick Fight of Some Doom Stick Fight of Some Doom

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dude, that was awesome

PENISES


Ice-cold-wolf responds:

AWE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Portal: Still Spoofed Portal: Still Spoofed

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Hmm.

Good concepts as far as humor, I'll give you that... but most of your jokes fell flat with me. The voice-acting was sub-par, the animation was basic, particularly in regards to mouth movement, and most of it was poorly drawn.

Not very thrilling, really. Sorry. :\


SpAMCAN0 responds:

Okay Fair Enough. As you pointed out, I stink at voices :D


Faust - Episode 3 Faust - Episode 3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not nearly as bad as you say.

I actually enjoyed this. I think I'll agree with you when you say it could've been better, but it wasn't horrible, crappy, or anything like that. I loved it.

I also liked Mephisto, or however his name is spelled. He reminded me of - and you've probably heard this - Alucard from Hellsing, who happens to be my favorite Anime Character (he's just badass in every dimension). THe clothing was well done, but the business man in Episode 2 could have clothes that fit better. I like the demon's clothes, though- they suit a demon well.

Moar! Or at least a remake.



Metal Gear Funnies Metal Gear Funnies

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I'm really glad this made front page.

I'm glad this made front page. People will watch the huge MGS collab that took forever to make and is of much higher quality, both in terms of audio, animation and comedic value, and enjoy themselves while watching it.

Then, they'll see this. The Pre-loader automatically raises Eyebrows with one of the stupidest memes on 4chan gracing it. People won't think the Pre-loader is funny.

Then there are your skits, which in themselves are terribly appalling. There is little to no animation effort in this movie. What you did draw is displayed statically with no fluid motions and what you didn't takes up 90 percent of the screen (images from the webs and stolen pictures run rampant here).

Your audio recording is very unprofessional, and the quality is abhorrent and offensive to my ears. I've heard recordings from the fourties that honestly didn't offend so badly.

Your taste is horrible. Your animation skills are non-existent. You cannot record well to save your life.

This flash will allow people to appreciate truly wholesome and well-done art on Newgrounds just a little more.

I'd tell you to improve, but you can't. You honestly just can't. I was doing better my second week of flash.

So please keep making these shitty, shitty, shitty movies and submitting them here, so that people will know the difference between good and bad.

Good is everything that isn't this film- short of perhaps the holocaust.

This film is nothing but bad.

So please.

Make more.



Kanzeni Marin Nitsuite Kanzeni Marin Nitsuite

Rated 5 / 5 stars

How to Blam!

Go to your control panel on NG, go to edit submissions, then submit a Blank Movie, that says:
"MOVIE DELETED! :D"

Other than that, good, and It'll be a shame to see it gone.



"the city" (2006) "the city" (2006)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

.....w.....t.....f.....?...!?!

Okey dokey,
This was another funny work by you, but It forced me to say "WTF" out loud. I mean it was funny, but pretty rediculous. Nice job!

Dudewheresmyporn



Star Trek vs Star Wars Star Trek vs Star Wars

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Pardon my french, but WTF?!

Scores:
Graphics:3
Why:Picture animation...
Style:1
Why:Picture Animation....
Sound:5
Why:The Sound quality wasn't..."Great"
Violence:7
Why:Violence. there was some.
Interactivity:0
Why:No Interactivity
Humor:3
Why:Bones was the only funny thing...
Overall:2
Why:You didn't really make that good a movie. The Script was...bad. The Whole idea was kinda random, and Leia sucking Kirk's wang was disgusting.

Emperor Brandon



A Tribute To Jeff Weise A Tribute To Jeff Weise

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Makes one think.....

Before I do my little rant about the subject matter, I'll do my Review shtick first.

Graphics:7
Why: The Graphics Were pretty good, but there was room for improvement.
Style:5
Why:Your style is somewhat unique, but somewhat common. Meh.
Sound:8
Why:The background music was very fitting.
Violence:10
Why:Shooting, blood, and suicide. 'Nuff said.
Interactivity:0
Why:No interactivity.
Humor:9
Why:At first, I thought it would only get about a 4 in this area. Then I realized this was a sarcastic approach to the whole incident, and the whole "Cunt" part was funny.
Overall:8
Why:Sarcastic, funny, and an honest to fucking god look at how things are.

Ok, now for my rant.

I don't care HOW MUCH you're picked on, I don't care HOW MUCH your life SUX, that DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TAKE LIFE. YOU GET ONE FUCKING CHANCE, AND YOU PISS IT AWAY.

I'm sorry, but I can't grieve for anyone who takes life, no matter the situation.

[/rant]

Emperor Brandon


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MessiaH responds:

Well that is a bit of a ludicrous statement, because what of someone who kills in self defense? Or someone who intends to kill and doesn't get the job done?

Wait, why am I insulting a guy who gave me an 8/10? Forget all that, thanks!


Every Sperm is Sacred Every Sperm is Sacred

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Excellent rendition of a musical classic.

Excellent job on this video! I thought about doing a video like this, but mine probably would've sucked waaaay more -.-
Anyways, onto the actual review.
SCORING:
Graphics:7
Why: Graphics were good, but not exactly great. Some of the time people were singing and there mouths were not open, they moved back and forth with little or no other animations, and the ending scene was repititive. These gripes aside, excellent graphics job.

Style:9
Why:Unique style was taken in respect of this film. It was original, and not half bad.

Sound:8
Why:The sound was choppy at times.

Violence:1
Why:Little or no violence.

Interactivity:0
Why:No interactivity

Humor:7
Why:There was certainly a humerous approach when this film was made. Singing and dancing sperm and penises....not to mention god crushing a giant penis, and the whole bit with the wasted sperm vomiting.

Overall:8
Why: I found this to be an extremly enjoyable movie to watch. It had humour, style, and replay value. I will certainly view this many times in the future.

Sidenote: I'm glad to see you made a video on it. However, I wish to pose a question: Did you use the song directly from the movie itself?

Emperor Brandon


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M*A*S*H Intro M*A*S*H Intro

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wow..

That was gr8. Takes me back quite a bit; brought a tear to my eye. Nice work!
Emperor Brandon